SITES THAT CHANGE DAILY: MORE FUN EVERY 24 HOURS!

Cruel Site of the Day. HA! HA! HA!
SUCK.com. Are you sick and tired of the sardonic voice of my generation (i.e., X) which has metastasized across every nook and cranny of our burgeoning technoculture, from hip-retro Mountain Dew ads to self-deconstructing Disney flicks straight to the ironic preachments against irony of the well-spoken (yet somehow not quite Romantic) David Foster-Wallace? Suck.com teeters on the hypertropic cliff of the voice of 90's media, criticizing everything from Big-Business Charity to Big-Business, all with that all-too-flippant, overeducated albeit emotionally unstable tone of ranting... But I gotta give credit: they do it better than anybody else! Each article, updated every weekday, contains a number of useless links, perfect for a rainy-angst day...
Weird Sightings pick of the day. Great for rainy days, with decent reviews...

SITES THAT CHANGE WEEKLY

Hotwired's Cocktail. Out drinking again, looking for a new taste, and without a clue of what to order next? This site may not have the answers, but it will definitely provide some helpful (and occasionally pretentious à la J Peterman, but usually affordable) leads.
The Onion: where I go after the Times to keep my good sense of humor. (Then again, some of their social satire is more depressing than a real story could ever be...)

SITES THAT ARE GOOD WHEN YOU NEED 'EM

Cliché Finder. Have you been searching for just the right cliché to use?
How to toilet train your cat. I should get around to this someday...
Phonespell. If it weren't for this site, no one would call me.

ONE-VISIT WONDERS: SITES THAT DON'T CHANGE, FUN FOR A MINUTE OR TWO

Leprosy Haiku.
Poems sometimes truncated,
words dropped like fing-.
So you've decided to be evil. Helpful hints for those on their way to world domination.

INTERACTIVE FUN: FROM MAGIC 8 BALLS TO COSMO QUIZZES: TIME WASTERS

How to keep an idiot busy. Really.
The Amazing Magic 8 Bob, Ph.D.. Another time-waster.
Yahoo Games: Spades. Look for me (cpl_real)...

SITES THAT DON'T CHANGE, BUT ENOUGH'S THERE FOR HOURS OF FUN

MOBA: the museum of bad art. Housed in Boston, MOBA offers all of the intrigue of a real museum, without any of the art. Read about the theft of Eileen, the controversy surounding The Athlete (the curator painted it...), and much more...
FAQ aboutabout Coffee and Caffeine.
Andy Kaufman. FAQ, info on upcoming movie (starring Jim Carrey?!? Sacrilege!), timeline, and ubiquitous phrases from the R.E.M. song...
FBI FOIA Reading Room. "The Best Of" documents from requests in accord with the 1966 Freedom of Information Act. Read what the FBI got on UFO's and John Lennon (you'll need Adobe Acrobat).

MUSIC

The Beastie Boys. Currently sports info on the "band's" new album...
Jennifer Daniels. The poor young lady John and I drunkenly stalked last summer. She's got a new CD out. Lyrics, pics, and touring info.

INDICES OF FUN

Cruel Site of the Day. HA! HA! HA!
Weird Sightings pick of the day. Great for rainy days, with decent reviews...
Useless Pages. At first I thought this sight was fun. But it really is completely useless...

PERSONAL HOMEPAGES

scheherazade. (a personal website I'd like to take tips from...)

TV

HOMICIDE: LIFE ON THE STREET, the best show on TV, bar none. It's set in Baltimore. Do you really need to know anything else?