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The Phrenology of Dentition March 28 2002
In which I explain a personality typology based on the relative size of teeth
"Not quite Spring Break"... Code for "we love cartoon pandas" March 14 2002
In which I engage in silliness with a good friend and a cartoon star is born
Still not 30... March 7 2002
In which we all, author and reader alike, celebrate some smarmy bastard's birthday
Another Saturday Night... feb 6 2002
In which I'm not quite sure what I'm writing about or why I'm writing it.
In Celebration!!! More things that good friends taught me... jan 24 2002
In which I correct a terrirble oversight: it is Stacy's birthday, and I owe her a present!
The President's Bumps: Hidden Messages? jan 14 2002
In which I ponder the possibility that George W. is crafting his widely publicized boo-boos as steganographic constellations--hidden messages for the eyes of counter-terrorist operatives.
New Year, New Hope, Old Lessons jan 04 2002
In which I pull an old trick in a bar and elsewhere: ask others what they learned in 2001, but forgot to ask: what are you supposed to learn in 2002?
Note on Space Travel nov 20 2001
In which I briefly ponder a possibility that may have already occurred.
Information Science nov 01 2001
In which I have a day consisting of numerous Information Problems
Subject: Re: Fw: why NYC is the greatest oct 13 2001
In which we recognize the strength, beauty, and wonder of NYC in the form of a halted chain letter, in which most people name special places that are still around
terrible questions re: 9/11/01 sep 13 2001
In which I stupidly ask some very stupid, mostly rhetorical questions about the "recent events"
more things people taught me: the high school years jun 3 2001
In which I lay down another list, this one of things my high school classmates taught me.
things good friends taught me may 23 2001 1:04am
In which I lay down a pithy list of the things different important people have taught me through example
searching for the caduceus may 22 2001 11:32pm
In which we ponder the oddity of the internet and secret societies, using the caduceus and the professions that use it as their emblem without knowing its history
note: proud to be me (orig. livejournal.com entry) may 22 2001 3:07am
In which I confess a reading list and a bad habit
Mirror, Mirror Sep 8, 2001
In which we discuss Star Trek in all of its time-confused mentality
machine recount clarence thomas, fingers, freaks, justice--poetic
In which I raise a simple question
I love this country! Dec 13 2000
In which smartass qua infozo fantasizes about being on politically incorrect
The 2000 Electile Dysfunction (a joke I created, goddammit) Dec 09 2000
In which I, through the wisdom granted me, effect my opinion upon this monumentous election
THE OSCARS & WEB PAGES SEPARATED AT BIRTH Mar 27 2000
Short note on the Oscars and their oddity, followed by an unrelated, sometime-to-be-elaborated-upon-theme: Web pages separated at birth.
SLAP IN THE FACE: Rejection Letters Mar 14 2000
In which yrs truly gets rejected, but at least not romantically...
Valentine's Day Special Feb 14 2000
Or: "(Why and How) I ain't gettin' laid again this year"
Not-quite-as-embittered-as-the -other-guy 's reflections on Valentine's Day.
Y2Kiss: A desperate plea for compliance Dec 12 1999
Y2Kiss, slang for kiss, making out, desperate SWM, new year's kiss, osculation, deosculation, what the hell does deosculation mean?, realistic names to use in short stories, Sheryl Ingram
Forging Hotmail for Dummies Nov 20 1999
The low-tech low-down for lobotomites. Learn how to produce and id forged documents in court evidence.
Homicide: Life on the Streets May 24 1999
a fond farewell to my favorite cop show, with a celebration of the first I-don't-want-revenge statement from a victim's family member on primetime TV in my memory.
I want to date a clown May 03 1999
I went to the circus and decided to develop a clown fetish (probably a truly perverted resurfacing of an earlier ball-crushing fear of these well-belled yet ill-painted monsters).

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